Do you know Nyoni?

So there we were drinking Mountain Dew tea,( that is the type with the natural tea leaves that you boil for a minute to extract the rich taste) and someone started these funny jokes. Bigs up will usually go to Dunkhuvha , brother we cannot do without you!I dont know if its tea that causes people to open up and start revive their minds to think of these things or its the biscuits that go with it.

For the first joke he starts and says;

"there was this man who had left his village of Murambinda to work in the city of Harare for a year. As usual with us, he paid a visit to the village for the Christmas holiday.Laden with groceries (my guess will be Sun jam,Buttercup margarine, a dozen loaves of bread and Heinz Tomato Ketchup),he begins to feel that he is better than the village folks.

On Christmas day,he put his shirt with an Obama picture and went to drink beer with the village folks. He just had to show them that living in Harare had transformed him so he begins to brag about his knowledge of the internet,Facebook,CNN,Gaddafi,Tony Blair, Koffi Annan,UN,and all the great man you can think of.He tells them how Obama won the elections, how Undertaker won the belt from Edge and about Chris Brown's fight with Rihanna. The old village folks are just looking at him perplexed because they would rather prefer any talks about the NGOs in the area and food aid.

As he goes on bragging and all this time a tiny man is looking at him silently.Then this tiny man says to him, "do you know a man called Nyoni?".
The bragger says, "what does this Nyoni deal with? what is he famous for?Does he appear on CNN?or the Herald? Is he on facebook?"
So the tiny man replies,
"You dont know Nyoni? How can you not know Nyoni but know about Obama and Koffi Annan? You are busy knowing worthless men from other nations far away from here and you don't even bother about your village?How can you know someone from far away and yet you dont know this Nyoni who is busy with your wife?"............."